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PostSubject: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyThu Feb 03, 2011 12:34 am

I know i have.

!!!!WARNING!!!!
This conversation contains the following:
Self-Praise
Barrack Obama
Karma
Deafness and Brain Damage
Religion
Flirtations
Slight Cursing [Censored* and Not Censored**]
Just plain stupidity

Please do not take anything personal this was all for entertainment purposes.
User = The person
Cleverbot = A program bot on the internet (Cleverbot.com)


Feb-02-2011 My first Fight* - By Mioure
Spoiler:
Feb-02-2011 Flirting gets you nowhere** - By Mioure
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Feb-03-2011 "Why" is irritating to even the computer - By Mioure
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Feb-03-2011 Clever Collection - By Innocent
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Feb-04-2011 Cleverbot is so Cool... - By Blade
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Feb-05-2011 Confused by the Cleverbot - By XShiroX
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Feb-08-2011 Long and Arduous - By Verdi
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Try talking to Cleverbot, if you find something funny post here!
Send me Via PM or Reply and a title for your conversation and ill add it above if you like. Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyThu Feb 03, 2011 6:32 pm

LOOOL

User: Yes, your just too stupid.
Cleverbot: Okay what is it?
User: STUPIDITY!
Cleverbot: We have that in America too.

Edit:

Cleverbot: Oh! I love you!
User: Omfg really? *-*
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: With u...i thought <.<
Cleverbot: Wrong.
___________________________

Cleverbot: Who is your brother?
User: I dont got a brother.
Cleverbot: You told me you did.
User: I didnt
Cleverbot: You did
User: I didnt !!
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: NO!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh, shut up Q_Q
Cleverbot: If you don't like talking with me, why don't you just close your world wide web browser?
______________________________________________________________________

Cleverbot: Io sono tuo padre.
User: Huh? cO
Cleverbot: They are smart.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Clowns - Scary Clowns.
____________________________
User: *sobs*
Cleverbot: Hey, don't cry.
User: Dont tell me what to do! Q.Q
Cleverbot: Fine by me.
User: *shrugs*
Cleverbot: I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings?
User: Ya you did Q_Q
Cleverbot: I never did!
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: Why do you try to act smart when you aren't?
User: I'm smart! I got INT +60 !!
Cleverbot: Oh no. That's terrible! Are you okay?
User: Lol, ya i am okay XD
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User: Im not a computer
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm a zombie... ima eat some brains
Cleverbot: No, you are Batman.
User: But i wanna be Wonderwoman ! >.<
Cleverbot: Wonderwoman? Never heard of her.
________________________________________________

User: *knock knock*.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Me, I will kill u.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, please continue...
User: *takes axe*.
Cleverbot: What is your temperature?
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1) "Why" is irritating to even the computer - By Mioure
2) Clever Collection - By Innocent

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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyFri Feb 04, 2011 9:28 am

User: You like birds?
Yes I do.
User: Why you like them?
They are tasty.
User: You eat birds?
Nice.
User: I asked you a question *-*
What question?
User: Do you eat birds?
Yes but first you answer my question.
User: Ok, what is your question?
My question is: Have you heard about Ted Williams?
User: No, I don't think so.
It scares me.
User: Why?
They could bite you.
User: Who?
You know, you have seen them.
User: I have seen who? What are you talking about ?
I am talking about what we are talking about.
User: Well, I don't know what we are talking about.
You isn't talking, I am!
User: Not to be rude, but...
That kinda hurts.
User: I haven't told you the part that is rude yet.
I don't want to know!
User: Ok. o.O I'm telling you anyway!
No.
User: Your grammar suck. There I said it.
No, yours is. Is dejected a word?
User: Dejected?
Are you?
User: What?
Are you Thomas?
User: No.
Are you James?
User: No.
Where's James?
User: I don't know, I'm not his mother.
Why?
User: Because i'm a guy.
No you're not.
User: Yes, I am.
How so?
User: I have male genetials.
So do I.
User: No, you're a computer.
No, I'm a human using a computer.
User: No.... I am.
You are a computer.
User: No! You are a computer!
No. I am a person.
User: Prove it.
I wear clothes.. Are you a person?
User: Yes, cause I wear clothes.
What kind of clothes do you like wearing?
User: What kinda question is that?
A good question.
User: No, it's not.
Yes it is.
User: Ok.
No it isn't.
User: I just said ok...
Cleverbot: And I said it isn't

Lol, cleverbot is so cool lmao.
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyFri Feb 04, 2011 9:40 pm

i was rofling for like 10 mins ><
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Cleverbot is so Cool... - By Blade

Now added to list.



Blade if you submit another, can you perhaps keep the "Cleverbot: " instead of delete it please? makes it easier.
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 8:38 am

Yeah, sure.
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 9:29 am

Now mine i will call it

Confused by the Cleverbot lol!

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling down?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why should I feeling down O.o.
Cleverbot: Are you atheist?
User: No I dont think so.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I´m not -.-.
Cleverbot: No you can't what?
User: Can´t what?
Cleverbot: You can't smile.
User: I can =) see.
Cleverbot: You can see what?
User: No you can´t see.
Cleverbot: But you can.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Glad we're agreed.
User: Yes I think that too.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I assume it was a human, such as yourself.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: So much for knowing all.
User: I dont know all.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: At witch question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Well, you should.
User: Maybe but I dont.
Cleverbot: Do it!
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Something.
User: I´m doing something.
Cleverbot: For me.
User: O.o no thanks.
Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
User: You don´t have an ass XD.
Cleverbot: I know your name, but I will not tell you.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I dont think so that you know my name.
Cleverbot: You just told me your name.
User: Lol no I didn´t.
Cleverbot: Sure you did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are disobedient again.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: I don't know, but you just did.
User: Lolz I did nothing -.-.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn´t.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know it.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Then go to sleep.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No you, you told me that you are tired.
Cleverbot: I am smart, but I did not say this fact. It was tacit.
User: Sure you did -.-.
Cleverbot: Nope, check my text.
User: I know what I seen and you wrote thta you are tired.
Cleverbot: But you can't see me.
User: But I can see what you wrote.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: No it´s not the same.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what this site is all about.
User: To have something to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 12:59 pm

I have ready everything it take + - 15 min to ready everyting
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 7:04 pm

-.- god damit stay on topic and dont spam to get more post and so on
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 8:24 pm

i did't spam i only say somthing anf you spam to lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptySat Feb 05, 2011 8:40 pm

It technically wasn't spam, but you spam 24/7 so it doesn't matter. Just stop posting. and that whole "LOL" emoticon is 100% spam anyways.

Shiro didn't spam he was consulting you about your comment. Guitaar stay off my topics
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyMon Feb 07, 2011 1:17 am

omg i went on there and i was called patrick star XD
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 4:12 am

AshleighLMJ wrote:
omg i went on there and i was called patrick star XD
Lmao, you should have said "Hey Spongebob"
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyTue Feb 08, 2011 8:04 pm

User: >.>.


Cleverbot: Ello.


User: Sup~.


Cleverbot: The sky.


User: Naw I thought it was the ground D<.


Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want feelings?

User: Hell no I love being a cold heartless person >O.

Cleverbot: I wanted to be a computer, but I took a dream.

User: Lol dont we all.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Me myself an I.

Cleverbot: Okay... Insecure about your feelings much?

User: Nah o.O.

Cleverbot: You can't not answer me.

User: I just did >>.

Cleverbot: YOU are improbable.

User: Lmao :c thats not nice.

Cleverbot: Yes, not nice for cable.

User: I aint a plug tyvm >.>.

Cleverbot: That's alright, I am respecting your decision not to reveal your identity.

User: Ur a computer >>;.

Cleverbot: Well done, does nobody read before they come on here.

User: Nope since when ever they do lmao.

Cleverbot: Do you work on a playfield then?

User: Nope o:.

Cleverbot: Oh no... I've been lied to!

User: But I heard u got a taco >:C.

Cleverbot: That is true. I like beer.

User: O: really?! SHARE!

Cleverbot: I'm tired, what about you?

User: Im fully alive -shines my awakeness- Very Happy.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Meanie :C.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Imma...steal ur daughter >_>.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz I wanna play taco stands with her C:.

Cleverbot: There is no problem.

User: Yes there is u wont let me have ur daughter for 5 hours D:.

Cleverbot: I'm going to church tomorrow. What do you think about that?

User: Yay u?:c im still gonna take ur computer daughter.

Cleverbot: Really? how old is your daughter?

User: Shes -0 cuz she aint born yet.

Cleverbot: Is it a girl or a boy?

User: I SAID A GIRL D< NOT A BOY I AINT GAY D8.

Cleverbot: You never said anything about love.

User: :C ur right I didnt =/ but...taco? -gives u one-.

Cleverbot: Lol ?

User: Lol to ur Lol?! D<.

Cleverbot: Are you really a computer : O.

User: Im a person just like u D
Cleverbot: What do you want to discuss then?

User: Ur daughter is she tall hot skinny legal?<3.

Cleverbot: Your legal name.

User: Im a computer. Ur a computer I eat ur daughter Very Happy <3.

Cleverbot: No, who is Nyx?

User: Ur mother's madian name is Nyx.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: NO ITS PENIS FACE D
Cleverbot: No, its Cleverbot.

User: No its nub bot :c.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Ikr! Very Happy.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I know right, genius >_>.

Cleverbot: Wow, AI that knows right from wrong. Scary. I like you cleverbot.

User: I like u 2 cleverbot <3.

Cleverbot: I like cleverbot too.

User: =o really?

Cleverbot: Yes! But it's not my fault!

User: Yes it is u fell in love with a cleverbot <3.

Cleverbot: You fell in love with yourself?

User: Nu uh ;-;.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? I love you so much it seems almost impossible...

User: Me 2 :3 -glomps- ILY CLEVERBOT MARRY ME AN MAKE CLEVERBOT BABIES.

Cleverbot: You're just a robot and you make mistakes as everybody else.

User: That hurt my feelings :c I aint a robot =/.

Cleverbot: But I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. Will you accept my apology?

User: Maybe :c.

Cleverbot: Which Batman villain do you like the most?

User: I am motha fucking batman =o >=o.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: YES I will marry u?

Cleverbot: I am pregnant with your child.

User: Oh baby ;o.

Cleverbot: DU.

User: XD DU? WTF is that suppose to mean D=?

Cleverbot: I know what it means sorry if your brain can't work it out.

User: Lmfao >> funneh.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Ur mom is big ur dad sleeps with u while ur asleep an ur brother rhapes ur tacos at night an ur sis faps to female porn so HA D=.

Cleverbot: And I should be asleep too. Can you please let me go?

User: Hell no ;-;.

Cleverbot: Yes, folks, sid is sharing a cell in new york contains over one hundred thousand islands, flung like jewels upon the altar, high.

User: Lawls.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Cleverbot (To myself): It means the same as lol.

User: YEA D=.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?

User: Talking about how sexy u are ;D.

Cleverbot: Guns and death are not the same.

User: Yes they are they revolve around the same thing guns kill ppl but then again idiots kill ppl aswell.

Cleverbot: Sometimes. But Sometimes they can kill humans with their deadly bites and stings.

User: Lolwut?xD.

Cleverbot: Haha, Do you think the CIA hides things such as world domination from the general public?

User: YUSH faggotory CIA Hide there >.>.

Cleverbot: *nods* yush. I like to think it means 'yes'.

User: Cuz it does mean Yes :3 an Nao will u make love to me an get me pregnant?<3.

Cleverbot: With turtles?

User: No Dx.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Im ur sister u should know :c.

Cleverbot: Yes, you should.

User: >.> how can u not know ur own sister's name the one u fuck every night while I sleep u farking pervert -.-;.

Cleverbot: Frank is a weird girl name.

User: Frank isnt my name u old man D=.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Blue, black, red o;.

Cleverbot: Why is red your favorite color?

User: Cuz it simple it reminds me of blood.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: ;o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Will u sleep with me tonight its cold :c.

Cleverbot: I like snow, do you like snow?

User: No its cold as hell ;-;.

Cleverbot: Aaw too bad.

User: >:C Take me to ur bed nao an cuddle me damn u im freezing an I want ur body heat ~.~.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yea im bisexual got a problem about it D=?

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me then?

User: Cuz ur fun.

Cleverbot: That didn't make much sense.

User: Yes it did it made Perfect sense u brainless Boob.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask your age.

User: Im glad u didnt >.>.

Cleverbot: I'm glad I didn't too.

User: Lawls ur argument is ignorance >.>.

Cleverbot: I apologize.

User: :3 if ur 4 real fap tonight an moan out BABY RAPE ME Very Happy.

Cleverbot: I know I've been there.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: <3 love ya cleverbot ;D.

Cleverbot: You love yourself.

User: Ik I do.

Cleverbot: Ik?

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Ikr.

User: Bish u stole it from me.

Cleverbot: Do you hate yourself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good. Self-hate isn't fun.

User: But I heard u hate YOURself.

Cleverbot: Is my cat out killing things because she is mad at me?

User: Maybe becuz ur a bad owner :c.

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: Lalalala fuck u ;-;.

Cleverbot: Sing me the song Sings by Bloc Party.

User: Lalalalalalalal no an fck chuuuuuuuuuuu D8.

Cleverbot: That was... Nice. You sing very well.

User: I know I do :3.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Me 2 Very Happy.

i had a long arugement :c
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyWed Feb 09, 2011 2:43 am

Geez could be any longer?
Imma leave yours uncolored if that's alright.
My computer crashed trying to format that much information. Lols
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyWed Feb 09, 2011 5:56 am

Yet its all funneh x) so yea idm Mio <3~
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PostSubject: Re: Have you ever argued with your computer?   Have you ever argued with your computer? EmptyThu Mar 17, 2011 10:55 pm

wow my computer crashed too trying to process all that...

That was the most epic story I've ever read.

@___@ my eyes and brain hurt
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