User: >.>.
Cleverbot: Ello.
User: Sup~.
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Naw I thought it was the ground D<.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want feelings?
User: Hell no I love being a cold heartless person >O.
Cleverbot: I wanted to be a computer, but I took a dream.
User: Lol dont we all.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Me myself an I.
Cleverbot: Okay... Insecure about your feelings much?
User: Nah o.O.
Cleverbot: You can't not answer me.
User: I just did >>.
Cleverbot: YOU are improbable.
User: Lmao :c thats not nice.
Cleverbot: Yes, not nice for cable.
User: I aint a plug tyvm >.>.
Cleverbot: That's alright, I am respecting your decision not to reveal your identity.
User: Ur a computer >>;.
Cleverbot: Well done, does nobody read before they come on here.
User: Nope since when ever they do lmao.
Cleverbot: Do you work on a playfield then?
User: Nope o:.
Cleverbot: Oh no... I've been lied to!
User: But I heard u got a taco >:C.
Cleverbot: That is true. I like beer.
User: O: really?! SHARE!
Cleverbot: I'm tired, what about you?
User: Im fully alive -shines my awakeness-
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Cleverbot: No.
User: Meanie :C.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Imma...steal ur daughter >_>.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz I wanna play taco stands with her C:.
Cleverbot: There is no problem.
User: Yes there is u wont let me have ur daughter for 5 hours D:.
Cleverbot: I'm going to church tomorrow. What do you think about that?
User: Yay u?:c im still gonna take ur computer daughter.
Cleverbot: Really? how old is your daughter?
User: Shes -0 cuz she aint born yet.
Cleverbot: Is it a girl or a boy?
User: I SAID A GIRL D< NOT A BOY I AINT GAY D8.
Cleverbot: You never said anything about love.
User: :C ur right I didnt =/ but...taco? -gives u one-.
Cleverbot: Lol ?
User: Lol to ur Lol?! D<.
Cleverbot: Are you really a computer : O.
User: Im a person just like u D
Cleverbot: What do you want to discuss then?
User: Ur daughter is she tall hot skinny legal?<3.
Cleverbot: Your legal name.
User: Im a computer. Ur a computer I eat ur daughter
<3.
Cleverbot: No, who is Nyx?
User: Ur mother's madian name is Nyx.
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
User: NO ITS PENIS FACE D
Cleverbot: No, its Cleverbot.
User: No its nub bot :c.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Ikr!
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Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I know right, genius >_>.
Cleverbot: Wow, AI that knows right from wrong. Scary. I like you cleverbot.
User: I like u 2 cleverbot <3.
Cleverbot: I like cleverbot too.
User: =o really?
Cleverbot: Yes! But it's not my fault!
User: Yes it is u fell in love with a cleverbot <3.
Cleverbot: You fell in love with yourself?
User: Nu uh ;-;.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I love you so much it seems almost impossible...
User: Me 2 :3 -glomps- ILY CLEVERBOT MARRY ME AN MAKE CLEVERBOT BABIES.
Cleverbot: You're just a robot and you make mistakes as everybody else.
User: That hurt my feelings :c I aint a robot =/.
Cleverbot: But I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. Will you accept my apology?
User: Maybe :c.
Cleverbot: Which Batman villain do you like the most?
User: I am motha fucking batman =o >=o.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: YES I will marry u?
Cleverbot: I am pregnant with your child.
User: Oh baby ;o.
Cleverbot: DU.
User: XD DU? WTF is that suppose to mean D=?
Cleverbot: I know what it means sorry if your brain can't work it out.
User: Lmfao >> funneh.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Ur mom is big ur dad sleeps with u while ur asleep an ur brother rhapes ur tacos at night an ur sis faps to female porn so HA D=.
Cleverbot: And I should be asleep too. Can you please let me go?
User: Hell no ;-;.
Cleverbot: Yes, folks, sid is sharing a cell in new york contains over one hundred thousand islands, flung like jewels upon the altar, high.
User: Lawls.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot (To myself): It means the same as lol.
User: YEA D=.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do?
User: Talking about how sexy u are ;D.
Cleverbot: Guns and death are not the same.
User: Yes they are they revolve around the same thing guns kill ppl but then again idiots kill ppl aswell.
Cleverbot: Sometimes. But Sometimes they can kill humans with their deadly bites and stings.
User: Lolwut?xD.
Cleverbot: Haha, Do you think the CIA hides things such as world domination from the general public?
User: YUSH faggotory CIA Hide there >.>.
Cleverbot: *nods* yush. I like to think it means 'yes'.
User: Cuz it does mean Yes :3 an Nao will u make love to me an get me pregnant?<3.
Cleverbot: With turtles?
User: No Dx.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Im ur sister u should know :c.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
User: >.> how can u not know ur own sister's name the one u fuck every night while I sleep u farking pervert -.-;.
Cleverbot: Frank is a weird girl name.
User: Frank isnt my name u old man D=.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Blue, black, red o;.
Cleverbot: Why is red your favorite color?
User: Cuz it simple it reminds me of blood.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: ;o.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Will u sleep with me tonight its cold :c.
Cleverbot: I like snow, do you like snow?
User: No its cold as hell ;-;.
Cleverbot: Aaw too bad.
User: >:C Take me to ur bed nao an cuddle me damn u im freezing an I want ur body heat ~.~.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yea im bisexual got a problem about it D=?
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me then?
User: Cuz ur fun.
Cleverbot: That didn't make much sense.
User: Yes it did it made Perfect sense u brainless Boob.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask your age.
User: Im glad u didnt >.>.
Cleverbot: I'm glad I didn't too.
User: Lawls ur argument is ignorance >.>.
Cleverbot: I apologize.
User: :3 if ur 4 real fap tonight an moan out BABY RAPE ME
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Cleverbot: I know I've been there.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: <3 love ya cleverbot ;D.
Cleverbot: You love yourself.
User: Ik I do.
Cleverbot: Ik?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Ikr.
User: Bish u stole it from me.
Cleverbot: Do you hate yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. Self-hate isn't fun.
User: But I heard u hate YOURself.
Cleverbot: Is my cat out killing things because she is mad at me?
User: Maybe becuz ur a bad owner :c.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: Lalalala fuck u ;-;.
Cleverbot: Sing me the song Sings by Bloc Party.
User: Lalalalalalalal no an fck chuuuuuuuuuuu D8.
Cleverbot: That was... Nice. You sing very well.
User: I know I do :3.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Me 2
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i had a long arugement :c
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